Music: [Classic_Rock_Forever] Fw: Politically Incorrect

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From: Malcolm Tuck <mtk1410@blueyonder.co.uk>
Date: Fri, Jan 28, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Subject: Politically Incorrect
To: Alan Moseley <moseley.alan1@googlemail.com>, Geoff <geoff.m1@blueyonder.co.uk>, Linda Dawson <lindadawson1950@yahoo.co.uk>, Chris Tranter <chris.tranter@hotmail.co.uk>

PUB QUIZ.

One of the questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Blacks and Hispanics is not the correct answer.

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Durban, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook.
I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."

The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives ....... Apparently prophets are going through the roof !!

The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our hose pipe only reaches the bottom of the garden.